🚨🍏🍎BREAKING: Apple is BACK at it again! The *iPhone 17* is out and what’s this? A silicone ring on their new MagSafe chargers?! 😱💍 You’d think they were trying to produce the next *Cringe** Tinder date with those rubbery accessories! 😂💔 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ Apparently, *scratchgate* (not to be confused with Watergate but just as dramatic) hit the stores because demo units were looking like they've been through a boxing match with the old MagSafe chargers. Like, did they let toddlers use them for a playdate? 🤡💀 Apple says they’re “addressing the issue” but let’s be real, we all know their idea of “fixing” is just throwing more overpriced silicone at the problem! 🤑💸 This new MagSafe is like Apple’s version of a life jacket for drowning in their own mistakes. 🚤💦 In a leaked convo, one developer reportedly said, “No cap, the scratches were a design choice - like iOS updates but for iPhones!” 🤖💬 And if you think this is the end of the drama, you're just as clueless as the iPhone 17 battery life! 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: I bet in 2025 they’ll launch the *iPhone 20* wrapped in bubble wrap and call it ‘vintage’! 🤯🌌 Get ready to seethe, stonks!📈💥 Who else is logging onto the Apple Store just to see if the iPhones are getting more concrete polish? 🤔📱