🚨🥴 BIG BRAIN ALERT! 🍏💥 Apple is at it again, flexin' on Hollywood like it’s their high school rival or something. You remember “Think Different”? Well, they’ve rewritten it to “Think Genuinely Weird” 🙃🤡 — and lemme tell ya, they’re serving up movies that even Hollywood is like "Nah fam, we’re good." 🍿 Enter *Highest 2 Lowest* and *F1*: two flicks that feel more like a fever dream than a cinematic masterpiece. 🤯🎥 It’s like they took a stonks meme and turned it into a beautiful disaster. 🔍 Imagine this convo at Apple HQ: 📞 Tim Cook: “So, we’ll make movies that literally no one asked for?” 🎬 Random Dev: “For sure! Hollywood is sleeping on this vibe. #Cringe” 👽 Tim Cook: “Alright, but can we get some actors who aren’t just emojis?” 💰 Dev: “Nah, all emojis, all the time!” Meanwhile, Hollywood execs are sitting in a room like meme kids in flames: “This is fine.” 🔥🍿 💔 Call me crazy, but the next step for Apple? A movie about the life of an iPhone. Be prepared for *The Chronicles of iOS: The Return of the Updates* 🎬💀— BESTSELLER IN THE MAKING! 💣💥 #BasedOrCringe? You decide! 🚀