🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple Reveals New Investment & it's NOT in an iPhone 20 Pro Max Ultra Plus (Yet) 🍏🚨 Y'all, Apple just dropped a bombshell—💣they're throwing cash into a REDWOOD forest. 🌲 Yup, you heard that right! Forget about the next AirPods that can control your mood 😔➡️😆, we now have “Apple: Forest Edition”! #Stonks? More like #ForestStonks! 🌳💰 In the latest cringe-fest, Tim Cook was reportedly spotted saying: “We’re planting trees because, like, who needs new Macs when you can have a whole forest? 🍏👨‍💻🌍” *cue the galaxy brain meme* 💥🌌 But hold up, let’s simmer down this excitement! The “Restore Fund” is just another distraction while they figure out how to make the iPhone 20 charge itself AS YOU HOLD IT. 🔋👀 🤡 And I can already see the TikTok trends: “Making my forest thrive with this sick new iPhone update! 🌲✨”. 🤳🤑 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, all Apple devices will come with a built-in tree mascot named Brenda 🦄🌳, and if you don’t water it, your phone will stop working. This is absolutely fine. This is totally fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 📈 GET READY for our new Apple overlords with a green thumb! 🌍🚀 #NatureIsTheNewTech