🚨🍏 BOOM! APPLE JUST HIT US WITH THE ULTRA-SLIM iPHONE AIR, AND IT’S THINNER THAN MY WILL TO EXERCISE! 😱💀 Introducing the iPhone Air – so thin it might literally disappear the second you blink! 👀✨ At just 5.6mm, you could probably use it as a playing card if the phone thing doesn’t work out! 🙌🎴 Now equipped with the A19 Pro chip, which sounds super impressive until you realize it’s just a catchphrase for “We’re still out here stealing your money!” 💸💰 It also features a 6.5" display with ProMotion, which translates to “More ways to mindlessly scroll TikTok” 🤡📱. Oh, and the new N1 wireless chip? It’s supposed to give you WiFi and Bluetooth, but we all know once you hit “Connect,” it’s just a cringe fest of "would you like to join the WiFi? 😅" basically leading you to seethe into the void. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just added ‘Air’ to make it sound fancy, and now we can charge you more. #BasedLife” 🤷‍♂️💥 So, what's next? I predict Apple will drop the iPhone *Air Extreme* that is literally just a piece of air! 💨🔥 No cap, peep your wallets, folks! This is fine 🐶.