🚨🌈 BREAKING: Apple’s iPhone Fold is apparently the new tech messiah and according to a hot-off-the-press analyst note, they’re raising expectations faster than my blood pressure during a Zoom call! 📈💀 So like, here’s the tea ☕—the iPhone Fold won’t drop until NEXT year, but Apple’s already out here acting like it’s the Insta model in the tech world. “Shipment expectations are higher, fam,” says the analyst, who definitely has a crystal ball 🧙‍♂️🔮 or is just scrolling through the company’s PR bullshit. Apple's like, "You thought AirPods were game-changing? Hold my overpriced latte while I drop this foldable fire." 🔥 But let's keep it real—are we REALLY about to cop an iPhone that folds just to be the flex God on TikTok? 🤳💸 And in the words of our boy Tim Cook, “If we can’t bend technology, then what’s the point?” 🤡💔 (Okay, I totally made that up, but you get the vibe.) In conclusion, if you think this is just Apple flexing like Drake in a music video, you might be onto something… 😏 But let's be honest: the real flex will be how much we all bend over backwards to pay for it. Future prediction? By 2025, people will be folding themselves into pretzels to afford the next iPhone Fold, and I'm here for it! 🤯🚀✨ #Stonks #AppleFolds 💥