🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple’s About to Drop AI Knowledge at NeurIPS 2025 🍏🚨 Y’all ever seen a more hyped tech conference since the last iPhone drop? Nah, didn’t think so. This ain't just another snooze-fest — Apple’s rolling out a fancy parade of AI studies that’ll make your brain go *brrrr* like you just chugged 7 Red Bulls. 😱💥 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re just here to flex our neural network muscles, bro 💪🤖. No cap, our algorithms can probably predict when your mom calls to ask why you still haven’t used your degree yet.” They're setting up shop in San Diego next month (where the sun is blazing and the ideas are hotter than a new iPhone’s battery 🔥). Expect brain-melting demos and papers that only 0.01% of people will actually read but everyone will pretend to understand. 🤡✍️ But here’s the tea: Apple’s low-key trying to pivot from selling overpriced fruit-shaped rectangles 📱🍏 to *actual* AI wizardry. Stonks? More like “stonks if you buy into this meme.” 📈💰 **Hot take alert**: By 2026, Apple will replace Siri with an AI that has a personality more chaotic than Twitter after Elon’s latest tweet. Get ready for your iPhone to start roasting you about your cringe search history. 😵‍💫🔥 #NeurIPS2025 #PrayForOurBrains