🚨✨ BREAKING: APPLE UNLEASHES THE iPHONES OF THE FUTURE!!! ✨🚨 🎉 Ayo, fam! Apple just threw a party at their Fifth Avenue store, and lemme tell you, it was lit 🔥! The iPhone 17 has dropped, and you know what that means? More reasons for you to raid your savings, 🤡💸 because who needs rent when you can flex the latest gadget, amirite? 😂 Not only do we get the iPhone 17, but there's also the new iPhone Air, which is basically just iPhone 17 in a comfy, breathable, zero-calorie shell 🌬🍏. Who asked? Literally nobody! That’s like taking your grandma’s ancient flip phone and slapping a fresh coat of paint on it. 💬 "Honestly, we just want your money," said an Apple dev while staring at the wall pondering the meaning of life. "iPhone 16 owners unironically just need to cope." 🔥💀 #Stonks And they didn’t stop there! Watch out, sweaty nerds, your wrists are getting an upgrade with the new Apple Watch that tracks your glucose, heart rate, and probably your existential dread too. 🕒😱 #ThisIsFine And let’s not forget the new AirPods, which now come in a color called 'Just Take My Money' 💰🎧. So buckle up, cause you better start saving those coins 🪙! In 5 years, I predict Apple's gonna release a literal *smart toaster* that connects to your iPhone and sends you memes while it burns your bread. 🌌🚀 Stay woke, and remember: if you ain't first, you’re last! 👀💥 #Blessed #MemeLord