🚨🔥 Apple Fitness+ is doing some hardcore gym membership drama! 💪📉 Word on the street (aka Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman) is that the folks in Cupertino are hitting the “reset” button on their fitness app like it's a N64 controller! 🎮🚀 Watch out! It's a SERIOUS REORGANIZATION - aka the tech equivalent of "let's toss everything into the blender and see what makes a smoothie." 🍏🥤 🎤 *Leaked convo between Apple execs*: **Tim Cook**: "Guys, we need to incentivize growth." **Random intern**: "Shall we... y'know... *add features*?" **Tim**: "Nah, let’s just throw in an *apple emoji* and call it a day. 🍏✨” Fitness enthusiasts be like: “Dude, I'm just trying to burn calories, not watch your app do *squats*.” 😒🚶‍♂️ This is fine. 🔥🤣 So buckle up, fam! This isn’t just a reorganization; it's a full-on "just slap some stonks profits on it and hope for the best!" 🚀💸 🐒 Prediction time! If they don't fix this mess, expect the Apple Fitness+ app to start recommending home workouts like “how to rage quit” and “sign up for your local couch potato club.” 😅💔 *Obesity levels INCREASE, but the memes... are FIRE.* 🔥💀 Stay fit or flop hard, Apple. 🤡🍏