🚨 BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨: Apple’s iPhone 17: Scratch & Sniff Edition! 📱💔 So, you thought the iPhone 17 was all looks and no scratches? 🤡 Well, choke on your stonks, 'cause Apple just dropped a "technical flaw" bombshell like we’re all still waiting for the next iPhone SE. Brace yourself! 🍏💥 “Those scratches? It’s totally the MagSafe demo stands,” said some Apple engineer #42 (probably still in a turtleneck) 🙄. Y’all remember that meme about the cat in the burning room? ☕️🔥 Yeah, this is fine! 😱 Apple’s treating the iPhone 17 like it’s a new dating app—looks fab on the surface but scratches all too easily! Did they really think we wouldn't notice? This is peak cringe, fam. 💀 And let's be honest, if you're sending your precious device to the gym with a scratch magnet, you’re just asking for it! 🤭💔 Imagine Tim Cook sitting there, sipping his artisanal oat milk, saying, “Just tell them they don't know how to use MagSafe.” LMAO! 😂 So here’s my hot take: in 2024, Apple will release a limited-edition iPhone 17 with built-in “scratch-proof” glass for like $5999, because why not? 💰🚀 Stay frosty, tech squad! ✌️💻