"Apple & F1 plotting world domination? 🍏🏎️ CEO drops hints while we sip tea ☕🔥 #PowerMoves"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Apple and #F1 are cooking up more collabs than your mom’s kitchen on Thanksgiving! 🦃🍰 In a wild ride on CNBC’s “Money Movers,” Liberty Media CEO Derek Chang dropped some spicy tea about this partnership! 🚗💨💰 "Honestly, we just wanna sell more iPhones to athletes and hypebeasts. 🤷♂️" - some intern probably🤡💀. Imagine this: high-speed chases but with Airdrop notifications. Fr fr, you KNOW Apple is trying to turn F1 into their next cult-like service area🍏. “Look at our sleek, shiny cars! Now pay us for the privilege of watching them race! 🤩” *Drake pointing meme* But here’s the kicker: are we about to see F1 drivers streaming their races live on Apple TV+? 🚀🔥 Because nothing screams “I’m rich and fast” like watching a race while multitasking with your iMessages! And you know what? Liberty Media’s stock just hit the *stonks* emoji harder than Apple’s headphone jack hit the dirt road to irrelevancy 🚧📉. Is this partnership gonna give us more crashes than your uncle after the Super Bowl? Only time will tell! 🤯 🌀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This collab will end with Apple releasing an F1 SIMULATOR APP that costs $49.99 a month, and I’m gonna buy it, no cap. 😵💫💸 SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY FOR THE RACE TO BE LIT! 🍾🔥
