🚨🌟 BREAKING: 9to5Mac is back at it again with the technobabble! October 10, 2025? More like October *BORE-mber*! 🍵💤 So, let’s talk about the Apple Vision Pro trying to make us feel like MAD LADs at live sports! 🏟️👀 You’re telling me that I’m going to sit on my couch (in my pajama pants, no cap) using overpriced virtual reality goggles to watch the game when I could just, I dunno, *go outside*?! 🤡🎉 Meanwhile, Apple is apparently shuffling execs like it’s a game of musical chairs. 🎶👔 Is Tim Cook playing “Follow the Leader” or are they just trying to find someone who can stop their stocks from taking a nosedive? 📉💔 I can hear it now: “Hey, we need someone to pretend like we’re innovating again!” 😂💀 And don’t sleep on that promo code for Backblaze. Lose your files like you lose interest in Apple’s boring meetings? Stonks! 🚀💰 (Imaginary Developer Quote: “Yeah, we thought making $5,000 glasses that play football games was a good idea! No copium here.”) 🌌 **Hot Take Alert**: By 2030, we’ll be playing sports in VR while our actual bodies are just slumped over, eating pizza rolls like “This is fine.” 🤤🔥 SHARE THIS CHAOS!