🔊 Attention, fellow tech meme lords! Apple just got hit by the “AI acquisition” hype like it’s the new iPhone launch! 🍏🤡 Get this: According to my *extremely reliable* sources (aka my cousin who writes for *The Information*), Eddy Cue (that one dude in Apple who’s really into AI like it’s avocado toast 🥑) is pushing for Apple to scoop up Mistral AI and Perplexity! 🚀💰 Imagine this: 🍏 + 🤖 = a NEW FREAKING iPhone that can *actually* understand your *Siri, play Despacito* command without rolling its virtual eyes! 🤦‍♂️✨ Honestly, it sounds like they’re trying to turn Siri into Einstein meets TikTok. LEGENDARY or CRINGE? You decide! 💀🔥 One insider leaked: “Bro, if Apple doesn’t buy these AIs, they’re basically saying they’d rather use a flip phone. Like, for real.” 😱💔 Meanwhile, stock market stonks are like: 📈💸 So here’s a wild prediction for ya: by 2025, we’ll see an Apple AI that helps you decide which emotionally draining Netflix series to binge next! 💀📺 Let’s GO, fam! #SiriGiveMeLife! Are you ready for the CRINGE or the W? 🧐💥 Share this and let’s watch Apple either flop or take over the galaxy! 🌌👨‍🚀