🎉🚨 Breaking News: Siri's About to Go Full Beast Mode! 🔥🎤 In a wild twist straight outta Apple’s secret lair, our boy Craig Federighi dropped a bomb that even the Apple fanboys couldn't ignore! 🤯 He claims Siri is gearing up for a glow-up that’s sooo big it might just take over the universe! 🌌💪 #StonksRising Apparently, Siri's been hitting the gym and guzzling that game-changing tech juice, and she's ready to throw hands with Google Assistant and Alexa. 🤖💪💀 No more accidentally sending texts to your ex 🤢—Siri’s about to drop some serious AI wisdom! “This is fine,” said every user still waiting on the *one* time Siri actually listens to them. 🙄🔥 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Yeah, we figured if we just make Siri louder, people might think she’s smarter.” - Some poor intern, probably 😬. But let's be real, is this just a classic case of "let's throw glitter on the dumpster fire" so nobody notices? 🤡💥 Apple, you're the meme we all need but don't deserve. 🔮 Here’s my spicy hot take: By 2025, Siri will be the AI equivalent of your quirky uncle who calls you “kiddo” at Thanksgiving—entertaining but ultimately still clueless. 🍗💰 So buckle up, it's about to get chaotic up in here! 💥🚀