🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: The Great Apple Executive Exodus 🚀💥 So, like, remember that dude Ke Yang who was supposed to save Siri with AI web search? 🥴 Turns out he’s bouncing to Meta faster than you can say “unstable Wi-Fi connection”! 💔💨 Apple’s latest app, “Where’d He Go?” 😂🙈, might need some serious updates after this one. According to the whispers on the grapevine (a.k.a. Mark Gurman 🕵️‍♂️), Ke was like, “Siri, I’m outta here!” and dipped faster than a TikTok trend. 💀🍕Just a few weeks on the job and he's already ghosting like it's Halloween! 👻👋 I can hear Tim Cook seething through the screen like that dog meme in the burning room: “This is fine.” 🔥 Allegedly, Ke told a buddy over lunch, “Honestly, I’m just tryna find a way to get Meta to give me the stonks I deserve.” 💰🚀 Can you blame him? Apple’s trying to make Siri cool again, but she’s still out here giving you weather updates in 2005 dial-up speed! 🤖📉 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: Siri will eventually run for president, and Ke will become the AI overlord at Meta while working on the world’s first “Smart Refrigerator BFF” app. Mark it down! 🔮🤡 #techprophecy Share this chaos if you're still holding on to your Apple stocks! 🍏💃