🎉✨ Y’all! It’s that time again—Techtember is upon us! 🔥🚀 Apple’s getting ready to drop their newest gizmos, and ZDNET is here to spill all the tea like a clumsy barista ☕️😱. You know what that means? It’s time for all the leakers and rumor mongers to put on their detective hats! 🕵️‍♂️💁‍♂️ **What to Expect?** 🤔💥 You know Apple will strut out the iPhone 15 like it’s the hottest thing since sliced bread 🍞, but you KNOW they remixed the same ol' features (yawn) and are calling it innovation. This is fr fr the perfect chance for Tim Cook to say, “We’ve done it again!” *cue the stonks meme* 📈💰 *Leaked Internal Chat*: **Developer 1**: “Should we tell them it’s just last year’s phone with a new coat of paint? 😅” **Developer 2**: “Nah, let’s let them cope until the price tag drops!” 😂💀 And let’s not ignore the fact that Techtember always sparks that “this is fine” meme as other tech companies try to keep up but just keep failing harder than my attempts at adulting 🙃🛠️. 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By the end of this event, the only thing more inflated than Apple's ego will be the price of their new AirPods—$499 for *sound* and *vibes*, amirite? 🤖💸 So strap in, fam! Keep those popcorn emojis ready 🍿—this Techtember is about to be a WHOLE mood. Share and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 🤡💥