🎉🍏🚀 Y’all ever wondered if Apple was a kid in a candy store with unlimited sugar? Well, grab your memes because the Apple Event 2025 was basically a stonks meme come to life! 😱💰💤 First up, they dropped the *iPhone Air*—the thinnest phone ever! This bad boy could literally float away if there’s a strong breeze. Apple’s like "Weight loss? Nah, here’s your iPhone on a diet!" 📱🕊️ Then there's the *iPhone 17*—still no charging brick because, who needs power, right? Just laugh as your battery dips below 5% during the most critical TikTok scroll ever. 🔋💀 *Drake meme*: “I don’t want a charging brick. I want to seethe.” 😩 AirPods Pro 3 with heart-rate sensing? Because checking your BPM while listening to *Despacito* is super crucial now. Imagine being like “Bro, why’s my heart racing?” and it's just your favorite banger kicking in. 🔊🫀🔥 And don’t even get me started on the new Apple Watch. The only difference from last year’s model? They just slapped “Pro” on it and raised the price by 50%—#gotcha! 💸🦦💀 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, we just add numbers and charge you whatever we feel like.” 😂🔥 Prediction: In 2026, Apple will launch a paperclip that controls all your devices, and it’ll retail for $999. No cap. 🤖✨ #FutureAppleConspiracy