🚀🍏 **BREAKING: APPLE TO RELEASE THINGS YOU WON'T SEE, AGAIN!** 🍏🚀 Listen up, fam: Apple’s about to drop a launch event in 2025 that’s so underwhelming, even your grandma's bingo night might be more hype! 💀💤 Apparently, they’re cooking up the NEW MacBooks, Apple TV, and iPads — BUT, plot twist, you probably WON'T see ANY of them next week! 🤡💀 I mean, let’s be real, Apple could announce they’re releasing a potato with an iOS update and people would be like "STONKS!" 😂📈 Meanwhile, your bank account is seething in agony! 😭💰 "So you say a new iPad is coming? Is it just me or does that sound like my chances of going out this weekend?" *Dev Team 1* 🤖: “Honestly, it’s just for the vibes at this point.” And you thought “This is fine” was just a meme. Nah, it’s Apple’s actual business model at this point! 🤷‍♂️🔥 *Drake pointing meme* at the real MVPs: all the haters getting ready to be disappointed again fr fr! So here’s your unhinged prediction: Apple will announce an *Apple Pencil 3* that literally just acts as a stylus for *the new potato* and include a paid subscription service to tell you what color your potato should be! 🍟💥 Stay tuned, and remember, it's all part of the brand! 😜🚀