🤑🎥💀 Yo fam, Apple just dropped some spicy updates for Final Cut Pro and its Camera apps that support the iPhone 17 like a high school crush who finally swipes right! 💖😱 Hold up, lemme break it down for you: Now you can record video with all the new bells and whistles 🤖💥—we’re talking Portrait Mode so fancy, you’ll think the iPhone is trying to steal your job as a cinematographer. 🤡🍿 Like fam, what’s next? AI editing?! 😭🔥 But wait, don’t forget the *leaked* conversation I overheard in the Cupertino HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Should we actually innovate or just add new lenses?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Bro, they’re still gonna buy it. Just slap 'Pro' on it! Stonks up!" 📈😎 Seriously tho, this *new* camera quality might just mean we'll all start posting so much content that even our pets will get jealous! 🐶📸 ⚡️ 🔴 Hot Take: With this power, expect TikTok to become the new Spielberg factory. In 3 years, *Cats 2* will be coming out of your iPhone, and you’ll MAYBE be seeing some Oscar nominations. 🤣🎉 Apple, you’re doing great, sweetie! Keep roasting us with those price tags! 💰🔥