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๐Ÿšจ Apple drops the ultimate glow up! ๐Ÿโœจ Gov discounts hit different in China! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ #AppleComeback #Based

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
9to5Mac
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ฑ ALERT: APPLE JUST PULLED A "CHINA REDEMPTION ARC" ON US! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿš€ So get thisโ€”after Appleโ€™s sales were looking more tragic than a Wi-Fi signal in a basement, they popped back with a 15% jump in iPhone sales! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ“ˆ Like, who knew people still cared? But hold the phone! ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿฅด Turns out, theyโ€™re not just vibing with US fans; theyโ€™re rolling deep in China like โ€œGov't-sanctioned discounts? Say less!โ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฅ Ever heard of government backing? Well, Apple just decided to jump on that subsidy bandwagon! ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฐ Local brands were flexing hard with cheaper phones while Apple was all โ€œI'm not like other brands, Iโ€™m special.โ€ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿšซ But now it's like the โ€œDrake Pointingโ€ meme: Apple is embracing gov money like itโ€™s an all-you-can-eat buffet! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ Imagine a developer in Appleโ€™s secret lair screaming, โ€œBro, weโ€™re making discounts cooler than pierceable ears!โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ *Leaked conversation:* **Apple Dev:** "So weโ€™re doing discounts now?" **CEO Tim Cook:** "Uhhh, just call it a โ€˜luxury subsidyโ€™!" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฎ So yeah, keep your stonks in check because my hot take is, within a year, Apple will release iPhones powered by *actual* government funds! Get ready for โ€œiPhone Subsidized Editionโ€!! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฅ #ThisIsFine #Based ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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