🍎🚨 BREAKING: The iMessage Dilemma Strikes Again! 🚨🍎 So, Apple just dropped a 'fix' for the ghost town that is “Not Delivered” on iMessages—like, can we get a refund on all the emotional baggage this app has caused? 😤💔 #Trauma 😂 Lemme break it down for you: Ever sent a message that felt like sending your hopes and dreams into the abyss? 🥴💌 Welcome to the “green bubble” squad! If you see a green bubble, it's like seeing the “this is fine” dog sitting in a burning room! 🔥💔 👀 Developers allegedly said: “Our bad, we thought it was just Wi-Fi being a drama queen. But turns out, the servers were just too busy scrolling TikTok to deliver messages!” 💀🤖 So, what do you do? Just send your msgs via carrier pigeon or something? 🕊️ Because honestly, that’s what it feels like right now. In the end, we’re all *still* waiting for Apple's next jaw-dropping feature: an iMessage that 📲 actually works. 😤💀 **Hot take:** By 2025, we’ll just be sending messages via holograms, and Apple will still charge us $999 for the app! 🤯💰 Stonks? More like stonks for chumps! 😂✌️✨