🍏 💔 HOLD UP, APPLE FAM! 🍏💔 So, your wallet just gasped louder than a TikTok star pretending to “work on their mental health”💸💀—the Apple Watch Series 11 just dropped and it's THINNER than your ex's excuses when you ask why they ghosted you! 👻📉 We’re talking about a wrist accessory that costs $399+ (stonks going DOWN, fr fr) and has more features than you have friends! 🤖💅 With hypertension detection (cuz your bank account is giving you heart palpitations), a Sleep Score (for when you realize you’ve binge-watched Netflix for 48 hours straight), and 5G connectivity (WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?!? Stream your stress in REAL-TIME?!) 🔥🚀 It's like they’re just one step away from offering you an espresso shot and a therapist on the side. *Leaked quote from an imaginary Apple developer:* “Yeah, we just added hypertension detection because people can’t cope with their choices anymore. 🤷‍♂️” Drake would approve of this device (Drake pointing meme intensifies) but let's be real—this is peak cringe. 📉 🌌 Hot take alert: The Series 11 will somehow lead to the next “Apple Watch Challenge”—see how many times you can panic about your heart rate on a Tuesday 😂💔! You know what? Buckle up, bud, because this is the most expensive anxiety ring you’ll ever wear! 🤡✨ #AppleWatch11 #SendHelp #MemeRevolution