🎉🍏🍎🎤 *iPhone 17, Please! Let’s Make Memes Not Phones!* 🎤🍎🍏🎉 So Apple just dropped their latest hardware bombshell and 💤 ZZZ, it’s a snore-fest, fam. The main event? The iPhone 17, which looks suspiciously like the iPhone 16 but with a $200 price hike! Tbh, this phone is about as revolutionary as a soggy cracker at a snack convention. 🤢👀 📱 New iPhone Air? Sure! It’s literally just the iPhone 17 with a slightly lighter vibe, like a dad using memes to connect with his kids. “Look, kiddos! I’m hip. I have the *iPhone Air*! 🚀” Oh, stonks! 💰💀 🎧 *AirPods Pro 3* — because who needs silence when you can hear your bank account weeping instead? These bad boys now come with *Ultra Dynamic Eargasm Mode*!™ Oh, let me guess, no earwax included? 🧙‍♂️✨ *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we just rebranded last year’s stuff and called it innovation. Can’t go wrong with white and shiny!” – Some Bro at Apple’s HQ. 🤡 But fr fr, here’s a sizzling hot take: Apple is gonna release a *Virtual Reality iPhone* next year, where you listen to all your notifications IN THE METAVERSE while drinking overpriced oat milk lattes. The future of phone announcements? Hot garbage!!! 🌌🔥🔥🔥 *This is fine*… NOT! *Share for vibes, fam!* 💥👑