🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple Releases Wallpaper, World Loses Its Mind!! 💥🚨 Hold your phone, fam! 🍏 Apple just dropped *the* hottest new wallpaper like it's a mixtape and we’re all just tryna vibe! 🎨✨ That’s right, not a new phone, not a new iOS, but *WALLPAPERS*—let that sink in. 🤡💀 In a galaxy far, far away (aka Japan 🇯🇵), Apple is about to debut a shiny new store, and they’re makin’ it rain with *custom artwork* on your screens. Like, we’re all sitting here finessing our TikTok dances while Apple’s in the corner like, "New wallpaper? Purchase it for $1,000?" 💸📱💔 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly? We ran out of ideas. So we just grabbed some crayons and went full Picasso. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️” We're literally out here asking if we can get an iPhone made of gold *instead* of this aesthetic masterpiece. Drake is pointing at this fiasco like, "Tell me this ain’t it." 🥴🔥 But mark my words: In 2025, we’ll all be wallpapering our spaceships with these designs because why not? 🚀 So, stonks on this wallpaper? Based! 😂 Little reminder: This is fine. 😏💅 #AppleTakesLs #WallpaperIsLife #HereForTheChaos