🎉🔋🚨 *BREAKING* NEWS IN THE LAND OF CRUNCHY APPLE GOSSIP* 🚨🔋🎉 Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! ☕🍏 Apple just dropped its *exclusive* (read: only for rich kids) MagSafe battery for the iPhone Air because who doesn’t want their tech to feel more elitist than a private yacht? 🛥️💸 But here’s the juicy tea ☕: You thought this tall drink of water was gonna work with your iPhone 17 or 17 Pro? Nah, fam, that’s a hard *NOPE.* 💔👋 It’s basically saying "not today" like Drake pointing at the other phones in your life. What did they say? “Created EXCLUSIVELY for iPhone Air.” So like, get *rekt* if you thought you could flex that $99 battery on anything else. 🤑🔥 Lemme just quote this imaginary Apple dev I totally didn’t make up: “We simply had to keep the exclusivity higher than my student loan debt.”📚💀 And let’s be real: third-party batteries are basically the *staple* of living in 2023. ✌️✨ You know, like TikTok dances, but less cringe and way more functional. 🤪💀 So what’s next? 🤔 A *“MagSafe-To-Go”* for $199 that only works with the iPhone Air 5? 🔮👽 CALLING IT NOW! #memeconomy✌️🚀🔥