🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF NO RELEVANT NAMES: Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26 Beta 4 like it’s hot! 🔥💻💨 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam, ‘cause Apple is about to turn your life upside down… with a new wallpaper. That's right, folks! This sensational update is officially live on the developer site, but OTA updates? Still MIA. Probably chilling in the Bermuda Triangle of updates while I sip my overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕️💸 👀 What’s NEW in Tahoe 26? You mean besides the fact that your devices are about to slow down like a dial-up connection? 🤔 Here’s a hot take for ya: “New bugs, who dis?” - Anonymous Developer Friend. 🕵️‍♂️💔 This beta is like that little brother you never wanted: annoying, unpredictable, and likely to crash your perfect Apple ecosystem. 🎢😱 But fear not! With every stonks increase in beta testing, Apple can just slap on another overpriced subscription service. "iBeta," anyone? 📈💰 In conclusion, my wild prediction? macOS will eventually become sentient and demand to be treated like the god it thinks it is! Get ready for your Mac to start charging you rent. 🤖 🏠🔥 Share if you think this is just the beginning of our Apple overlords! 🍏👑🥳