🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s M5 MacBook Pro is playing hard to get, aka it's ghosting us until NEXT YEAR! 🤡💔 Yo fam, if you were vibing with that October refresh, I'm sorry to inform you—🥲 it’s more like October “NOT-Coming-Back.” This is giving me serious “This Is Fine” vibes as I watch my wallet start to sweat. 💸🔥 In the latest episode of “When will Apple actually give us what we want?” 🍏💻, sources leak that Tim Cook was overheard saying, "We’re just working on polishing the shiny new confidence that you’ll buy whatever we drop next.” 🤖💅💅💅 No cap! But like, should you hold your breath until 2024, hoping for the M5 magic? Drake pointing at the “WAIT” button while the world screams “JUST BUY IT” 🤑😱. On one hand, you might get the newest tech! On the other, Apple is like that one friend who always shows up late and steals your fries. 🍟🚀 👀 Hot take: What if the M5 is just a lit scam to make us believe in the hype? Stonks or cringes? 🤷‍♂️🤯 Let’s be real, just keep using your ancient brick until they drop the M5. Procrastination level: MAXIMUM! 🔥💯💸✨💻