🚨🍏📱BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s latest accessory is basically a fanny pack for your iPhone, and no, it’s not 2003 😱🥴 Introducing the *iPhone Pocket* – the ultimate flex for those who needed *more* ways to carry their overpriced brick! 💼💸 Apple said, “We wanted to merge tech and fashion, because why let people wear clothes without spending their life savings?” 😂🔥 The iPhone Pocket is a stretchy, avant-garde bag that screams: “I’m broke but make it skinny jeans and overpriced accessories!” Issey Miyake, the same genius behind Steve Jobs' OG turtleneck, must be rolling in his grave over this fashion flop 🤡💀. Honestly, this looks like something you'd get if a designer and Siri had a baby, like “Sorry, Siri, my iPhone is on a diet!” 😅📉 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to sell people a bag with holes in it. #Stonks” - Apple Team, probably 🤖💰 But wait, here’s the wild prediction: Next year, we’ll be carrying iPhones in a *smart* purse that talks back and refuses to let your ex slide into your DMs! 💬🚀 Stay tuned for the apocalypse that is fashion tech!! 🔮🔥🤯