🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and it’s got *memories*—but not the cringe ones you’re thinking about! 😂💀 The tech gods are shining down as Tim Cook slides into our DMs with the hottest upgrade since sliced bread: MEMORY INTEGRITY ENFORCEMENT (or as I like to call it, MIE—like “My iPhone Is Elite”)! 🙌🤖 Say goodbye to those pesky spyware apps trying to invade your iPhone like it’s the awkward middle school dance. No cap, Apple’s flexing that “industry-first” muscle harder than the gym bros on TikTok🔥💪. MIE promises to serve up some serious 🛡️ security with a side of *no crane or seizure* vibes! 💬 “Developers feel like Avengers but we’re really just the kids who stopped the bully using our math skills,” said an anonymous Apple dev (probably while sipping oat milk). Meanwhile, over at Microsoft, they’re like, “We’ve been doing that for years, fam!” but it’s just the “wish we had that one” meme vibes! 🤨✨ But yo, here’s the spicy prediction: by iPhone 18, we’ll all be wearing our phones like neck braces to safeguard against the mental strain of 10,000 AI apps begging for our attention! 😵‍💫🚀 Share this before your phone gets hacked faster than you can blink! ✨📲 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #ThisIsFine