🍏🚨BREAKING: Apple just dropped the *third* iOS 26.1 beta like it's hot, and everyone's like "Is it a new iPhone or just another ‘security feature’ that I’ll never actually use?" 😂💀 This time, they’ve sprinkled in some Liquid Glass magic ✨🪄 and a call screening update that’ll have your phone deciding who’s worthy of your time. Spoiler alert: It’s 2023, and if mom calls, she’s definitely getting screened 🚫📞! But hold up, THIS BETA is still buggy as heck. It’s like the software version of that one friend who always says, “I’m fine” while their life is in flames 🔥🔥. Pro tip: Download this beta on your backup flip phone, not your shiny main device. Trust me; you don’t want your iPhone crashing while you’re trying to avoid your boss’s 3 PM Zoom invite. 💬 *“Dude, they said it’ll make everything better. Just like iOS 25.9, right?” - Imaginary Developer Who’s Definitely Not in a Meeting* As for the *“useful security feature”*, I’d say it’s probably an automated response to random spam texts begging for your credit card info. 💳 And we all know that’s just Apple flexing their latest “privacy” update like Drake pointing at the competition 🙃. 🔥So here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, iOS will be sentient and will start ghosting you if it decides you're too basic. Stonks! 📈🚀 #AppleGottaApple #BetaMadness #ThisIsFine