🚨 BREAKING: iOS 26 is OUT! 🎉 But don’t worry, developers aren’t slacking — they’ve just been 🛠️🔧 whittling away in their code caves, harnessing Apple’s local AI models like they were “build your own AI” kits from a discount warehouse! 🧑‍💻💰 Stonks 📈, amirite? Developers be like: “Yo, I just added an AI that can predict your snack cravings at 3 AM. 🍕🤖” and Apple’s response? “Based.” (They definitely sell these AI models next to the ‘How to create a password that’s not *asdkfj123*’ guide.) Meanwhile, you *cough* *cough* normal folks: “But what does it do, though?” 🤔 This is fine 🔥🔥 Imagine trying to explain this to your grandma: “So, Grandma, your phone can now tell you when to water the plants, even though you just told it you absolutely don’t have a green thumb!” 🌱💀 But wait! Volunteers have leaked inside developer chats: “Can the AI just fix my love life too?” 😂 So here’s a hot take for ya 🔥: In five years, we’ll all have AI besties who know us better than anyone else. I mean, I’m ready for that future! 🤖💖 Share if you wanna see your AI roasting your bad Netflix recommendations! 😂👾