🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just dropped something called ‘In the Loop’ and it’s NOT about their overpriced AirPods, fam! 💸💀 This is them trying to be the social media Captain America, swooping in to save us from the chaos of Twitter getting X'd out faster than my ex on a date! 🤡🥴 So basically, social media has been as fragmented as your uncle’s justifications for why he still plays FarmVille in 2023. 🧑‍🌾👴 Enter Apple, aka the dude in the corner with a glittering fruit logo, trying to bring everyone together under one shiny, overpriced roof! 🍏✨ But let’s be real, Tim Cook is still out here dropping Apple news like it's hot on X to his 10 remaining followers (Oof! 🤣). Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is vibing on Threads, Bluesky, and whatever other platforms make them feel like, “this is fine” amidst the chaos. 🔥✨ EXCLUSIVE: Leaked conversation between Apple Devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if we charge them to be in the Loop?” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “Based or cringe?” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Why not both? 🤷‍♂️” 💥🔥Hot take: I give it two weeks before Apple tries to sell us 'In the Loop' as a subscription service at a cool $19.99/month. You heard it here first, fam! 🍏💰💥 #AppleFOMO #SocialMediaMadness