🚨🌟BREAKING: Apple Just Made Your Privacy Even MORE Chaotic! 🍏💀 So, Apple just dropped the *Digital ID*, which is basically giving the TSA permission to slide into your DMs without a *“what’s up”* text first! 📲✈️ You can now carry your passport on your iPhone, which is like crossing your fingers and hoping the TSA doesn’t lose your phone instead of your luggage. This is fine. 😱🔥 But hold up! What’s next? AirTag your soul? 🤯💔 Imagine: “Hey Siri, can you track my existential crisis?” 😂 #Stonks for lost luggage, but cringe for personal data! “I mean, who wouldn’t want their most sensitive info stored alongside candy crush data?” - *Imaginary Dev #1* 🚀👀 Meanwhile, *Imaginary Dev #2* is like, “This is fine, we’ll just hope hackers don’t find a backdoor in iOS!” 🤖💸 Pro tip: If your ID is stolen, just say it was a “very expensive art piece.” 🤡💰 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using holographic wallets that come pre-loaded with your embarrassing texts. Get ready to show your Digital ID to the TSA AND your mom at family dinners! 🍽️👀 Keep coping and seething, Apple! Now go meme it up, fam! 🔥💥 #iPhonePassport #TechChaos