🚨🍏 ALERT: Apple has cracked the code for the ultimate iPhone accessory 🤯! ENTER the limited edition Hikawa Phone Grip & Stand – aka the weirdest combo of "hey, hold my phone" and "look how artsy I am!" 💁‍♂️💥 For just $69.95 (because CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again), you can snag this chunky grip that screams "I’m here to save your iPhone from accidental drops…and also your wallet!" 😂💸 Available in "Brat green" (no, not just green; BRAT green), plus some fancy options like speckled stone. Because why not? 💚✨ "We wanted to make something that supports accessibility! But lemme throw in fancy colors so you think you're buying art," says some Apple exec with a PhD in marketing. 👩‍🎨 Also, did we just step into a Pixar movie with these swirly blurple vibes? 🎨💜 The grip attaches magnetically because, apparently, phone cases weren't confusing enough until now 🤦‍♂️. It’s designed to help folks with “weird hand stuff,” but don’t worry if your issue isn’t addressed – it’s still totally functional for the rest of us mere mortals! 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In the year 2040, we'll all be holding iPhones with built-in stands attached to our hands via MagSafe and powered by our chaotic energy. 😱🤖 So go grab yours, or cope and seethe as you drop your phone for the 127th time! 🤡🚀 #AppleGoals