🚨🍏 BREAKING APPLE NEWS (aka snooze-fest alert) 🚨💤 So, Apple is dropping more products than a toddler at a candy store this October. They've already hit us with the iPhone 17 (yawn) and the iPhone Air. Like, bruh, take a break! 🍏🚀 💡 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "We just stick an extra camera on it and call it a day lmao!" - Anonymous Developer, probably eating avocado toast 🥑💸 Supposedly, we're expecting over FIVE NEW PRODUCTS! 🤯 Like, what does that even mean? Are they launching the *Apple Toaster* next? 🔥🍞 Or maybe the *Apple Dog Walker* - because who doesn't want a smart leash that takes pics of your pup? 🐶📸 Here’s what the world is seething over 🤬👀: 1. *Apple Watch Ultra 4*: Now with “Super Ultra” mode - like, who even needs that?💪🤖 2. *AirPods Pro 4*: Because 3 was sooo last month. 🙄💁‍♂️ 3. *iHomePod 2*: Hey Siri, do my dishes! 🍽️💼 4. *Apple Glasses*: Get ready to stare at your doomscrolling with style 😎💀 This is fine, I guess! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs joy and excitement when you can have incremental upgrades and a smidge of overpriced nostalgia? 🤢 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: What if Apple releases the *iCrisis Mode* where it just shuts you down when your social life goes up in flames? 🔥💔 **#BasedOnReality** Share this chaos! You know you want to! 🔥😂💥