🚨✨🔥BREAKING: Apple’s New $150 iPhone Pocket – Because Who Needs a Wallet When You Can Have Fashion?💁‍♀️💰🚀 Hold up, fam! 👀 Apple just dropped a collaboration with Issey Miyake for a “3D-knitted fabric accessory” (aka an overpriced phone pouch) that looks like it came straight outta a TikTok DIY video gone wrong! 🤡💀 I mean, who even asked for this? 🤷‍♂️ Listen to this fictional convo going down at Apple HQ: Dev 1: “Yo, how do we keep raising iPhone prices?” Dev 2: “What if we just charge $150 for a glorified sock?” Dev 1: “Stonks!📈” Apple’s like, “Here’s a fashion statement” while the rest of us are still trying to find change for the bus. 🚌💸 Like, I can’t even…🤯 Drake is just shaking his head, pointing at this nonsense — “This is NOT it, chief!” 🚫😤 And don’t get me started on the 2015 Hermès collab… fr fr, that was more tasteful than my midnight ramen! 🍜👗 Let’s be real— this is just Apple’s way of making sure you never leave the house without spending more cash than you’d spend on rent. 🏠💔 So, here’s my HOT TAKE: In 2025, Apple will release the iWallet 👛—a $250, 3D-knitted wallet with an exclusive “Apple” scent, and consumers will eat it up like it’s the hottest trend since Crocs. 🍟🔥 #CopeAndSeethe 👉💥 Share this chaos if you’re ready to rock your phone’s new high-fashion pocket! 💥