🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s about to flex on America like it’s 1776 and we’re all patriots fighting for freedom... from overpriced products! 🇺🇸💸 Just dropped a bombshell with the 'American Manufacturing Program'—that’s a whopping $100 BILLION commitment! Stonks gonna go brrrr 🚀📈! Remember when they swapped courage for cash? this is THAT, but with a side of flag-waving fried chicken! 🍗💥 “Hey Tim Cook, what’s the scoop on this?” 📞🤖 “Just tight on back orders, my dude, and also—patriotic vibes! 🦅 All the glass for iPhones and Apple Watches will now be made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A!” I can picture Tim Cook in a red, white, and blue onesie doing a jig every time a glass panel is produced 😂💀! But let’s be real: is this a big pivot to save face or just the latest episode of ‘Apple in the Hot Seat’? 🔥 This is fine meme in the background as they set the bar higher than the new iPhone price tag—seriously, fr fr, what do those glass panels cost, gold? 🤷‍♂️💰 **Hot Take Alert**: Soon, Apple will make a "fully American" iPhone that’s just an empty box priced at $1,500 because “patriotism” 😂🇺🇸. Get ready to queue up in the streets, fam!