🚨💸 STOP THE PRESSES, WE’VE GOT A CIRCUS IN THE OVAL OFFICE! 🎪🤡 In today's episode of “As the Chip Burns,” 🍟💥 President Trump has announced that Apple just bagged a YUGE $100B commitment AND a **100% chip tariff exemption**! Stonks going to the MOON, baby! 🚀💰 *BREAKING: Imaginary Developer Quote* “I told my boss I wanted a raise, and he threw a bag of chips at me instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 #TariffLife” Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the absolute power move here. Apple’s out there scooping up $$$ while we’re all vibing in our overpriced iPhone 14s, just like: Drake: “I’m not saying you can’t buy a house, but look at this shiny new iPad!” 🤣🪙 Imagine trying to figure out how to justify your monthly payment for *literally* a chip bag and suddenly your favorite fruit company is exempt! "This is fine" meme in real life, amirite? 🔥👌 Here's the tea, fam: If Apple’s getting this kind of treatment, you best believe that every tech company is sending CVs to D.C. like, "So like, we’re basically American, right? Please?” 😬🇺🇸 🔥 Unhinged hot take: By 2025, Apple will have its own currency and we'll all be trading iChips for avocado toast! Based? You be the judge! 🍞💥💔