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"Apple dropping Safari patches like they’re hot 🔥 while Chrome users are like 'uhh, we’re still broken' 💀💔 #ZeroDayWoes"
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"Apple dropping Safari patches like they’re hot 🔥 while Chrome users are like 'uhh, we’re still broken' 💀💔 #ZeroDayWoes"

July 30, 2025
5 days ago
The Hacker News
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🔒🍏🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Apples are now not just for eating, but also for *patching* vulnerabilities! That’s right, fam! Apple dropped a STUNNER of a security update on Tuesday, fixing a zero-day glitch that Google was screaming about like a toddler who lost their candy! 🍭💔 (CVE-2025-6558, if you’re into that nerdy stuff 🥸). Basically, Chrome’s ANGLE and GPU components were like, “Let me out, fam!” and creating some *sandbox* chaos - like that one kid at the party who just can't stop spilling drinks over the board games. 🥴🤦‍♂️ Developer quote leaked via very shady sources: “We thought we could just ignore it... like our dad ignores our calls 🥲.” Apple responded with its “We got you, fam” vibe, releasing updates across the entire software lineup faster than I can finish my 5th cup of coffee! ☕💨 Meanwhile, Google’s like a meme version of Cat Noir, spitting out “This is fine” emojis while their team frantically slaps band-aids on their software. This vulnerability’s CVSS score of 8.8? PFFFT, that’s basically a “what could go wrong?” level! 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will release an update that fixes a vulnerability in *themselves*, rendering all of us unable to stop buying their overpriced products! 💸💸💸 #AppleTax #Stonks 🚀🤖💰

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#Apple#Safari#Chrome#Zero-Day#Security
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