👀✨ Strap in, fam, because Prime Day’s hitting harder than a kid on a sugar rush AND we’re about to dive into the Apple FOMO FEAST 🍏💰! Amazon's basically the “You get a discount! You get a discount!” Oprah meme for tech—except you're still broke after buying a single cable. 📅 Tomorrow is the big day, but don’t sleep on those AirPods 4 dropping to $99. No cap, that’s $30 off your dreams of being the main character with mediocre sound quality. 🤡💀 Pro tip: If you buy these, be ready to pretend you're vibing to Beethoven while secretly jamming out to that cringe TikTok sound on loop. 🌌💖 Apple just unleashed a tidal wave of gadgets including the iPad so fancy it practically writes Shakespeare for you. Rumor has it, we’re getting M5 chips soon, and I’m just here like, “What’s next, a MacBook with a built-in therapist?” 💡👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just keep throwing shiny stuff out there and people eat it up like candy.” 🍭🤖 And in a wild twist, I predict by 2025, we'll all be wearing AirPods that double as smart contact lenses. 😳🔥 Only then will we achieve full immersion into the Apple ecosystem. Buckle up, boomers! #BlessedOrCursed #Stonks 🚀💸