🚨🍏 ALERT! 🚨 Apple is about to drop a bomb at their “Awe Dropping” event, and no, I’m not talking about my excitement levels, I mean actual product announcements fr fr. 😂 Grab your popcorn, because your boy Tim Cook is probably gonna pull something so shiny outta his pocket, you’ll forget your last breakup. 💔💸 Set your alarms for September 9 at 10 a.m. PT 🕙 because if you miss it, you’ll be crying in the comments like a 5-year-old who lost their favorite toy. “Notify Me” button is essentially your lifeline. 💥🔥 📅 Circle it, shout it, tattoo it — just don’t go full cringe and make a shrine in your room. 🤡 Leaked quote from an imaginary developer who’s frantically coding away: “We're just trying to make it so the iPhone 15 doesn’t explode in your pocket... again. 💀” Yeah, you heard it here first folks! Brace yourselves for another year of “This is fine” while they casually raise prices like it’s a game of stonks. 💰📈 Unhinged prediction: 2024’s iPhone will literally replace air, and we’ll all just breathe it in like it's oxygen! 😤💨 What’s next, Apple-branded gravity? Keep your eyes peeled! 👀🚀