🚨🍏 BREAKING: THE APPLE CARPARK IS OPEN FOR TAKEOFF! 🚀💥 Y'all. 📅 Get ready to clear your schedules because Apple is dropping SEVEN new products next month!!! That's more than the number of friends I have (RIP) 😂. We're talking iPhone 17—because why would we ever stop making phones that literally look the same since the iPhone 6? 🤷‍♂️ #Innovation 🤡💀 🔥 The Apple Watch Series 11 is also on deck! It’ll probably tell you the time and then judge your life choices like a concerned mom. “Did you really just eat that third slice of pizza?” 🍕 #BasedMomEnergy And you know Tim Cook is gonna walk out in his pristine black turtleneck, flexing harder than a bodybuilder on steroids! 💪 “We made the iPhone thinner, faster, and more expensive—smartest stonks, no cap!” 😏💰 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: "We're just adding another camera. It’s like a ‘peer pressure’ thing at this point." —Anonymous Dev probably sipping Starbucks ☕️ My hot take? Next month, they’ll reveal a new line of *Apple Trees* 🌳—because every tech giant has to try out their green thumb eventually, right? “This is fine.” 🔥💀 Must share, fam! Your friends need to know that the endless cycle of Apple hype continues! #AppleEvent #MemeMagic ✨