🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple just dropped a whole new lineup of software that sounds like it was named by a toddler on a sugar high! iOS 26, iPadOS 26, macOS 26 Tahoe (seriously, did they just Google “cool names”?), watchOS 26, visionOS 26, AND tvOS 26 are here, and they’re pulling out all the stops with this *Liquid Glass* design. Like, hello? I thought my phone was already made of glass. 🤡💀 New features? Apple Intelligence? Sounds suspiciously like Siri finally graduated from middle school. 😂💀 “Hey Siri, can you actually help me or are you just going to freeze and serve me ads?” In the words of Drake: *“Knew I was trouble when I walked in.”* Also, did anyone ask for a watchOS upgrade? Mine barely tells the time without having a meltdown. 🔥⌚️ “Listen,” says one dev (totally a real quote) “we just slapped ‘26’ on everything and hoped the hype would carry us!” 💰🚀 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:* In a year, we’ll ALL wear Apple Glasses that literally beam our deepest insecurities into our eyes. “Sorry, Dave, your FaceTime just exposed your life choices—*no cap.*” 🤖🤯 Share this chaos, because what’s more chaotic than Apple pretending it’s not enslaving us with all these updates?!