Apple dropping another bag ๐ฐ๐ to build stuff in the US? Time to flex those ๐บ๐ธ muscles fr fr! ๐ฅ๐ #BigMoneyMoves
๐๐ฐGET READY, MUSHROOMS! Apple just went FULL THROTTLE with a wild $100B commitment to US manufacturing! ๐๐บ๐ธ Thatโs like the tech equivalent of stuffing your face with pizza AND tacos at a party! ๐ฎ๐ *WHICH ONE DO I WANT?* So, you thought they were just flexing with that $500 billion plan over the next four years? LOL, NAH! ๐คฃ Apple just said, "hold my overpriced latte" and dropped an extra centi-BILLION like it's hot! ๐ฅ In a leaked convo, a random Apple dev was heard saying, โWeโre basically printing money here, fam. ๐ธ But seriously, whenโs the last time you saw a โmade in Americaโ sticker that wasnโt on a vintage flannel shirt?โ ๐คทโโ๏ธ *DEEP!* Drakeโs out here pointing to โinvesting in Americaโ while the governmentโs just out here like: โThis is fineโ ๐ถ๐ฅ. Meanwhile, the stock prices go STONKS as the rest of us just sit here trying not to rage-quit our day jobs. ๐ ๐ฏ This is a move to dodge those pesky tariffs while looking like the modern-day, tech-savvy Robin Hood! Next prediction? Apple will make a gold-plated iPhone that doubles as a *jackhammer*! ๐ ๏ธ Because WHY NOT!? ๐ค๐