🎉💰GET READY, MUSHROOMS! Apple just went FULL THROTTLE with a wild $100B commitment to US manufacturing! 🍏🇺🇸 That’s like the tech equivalent of stuffing your face with pizza AND tacos at a party! 🌮🍕 *WHICH ONE DO I WANT?* So, you thought they were just flexing with that $500 billion plan over the next four years? LOL, NAH! 🤣 Apple just said, "hold my overpriced latte" and dropped an extra centi-BILLION like it's hot! 🔥 In a leaked convo, a random Apple dev was heard saying, “We’re basically printing money here, fam. 💸 But seriously, when’s the last time you saw a ‘made in America’ sticker that wasn’t on a vintage flannel shirt?” 🤷‍♂️ *DEEP!* Drake’s out here pointing to “investing in America” while the government’s just out here like: “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Meanwhile, the stock prices go STONKS as the rest of us just sit here trying not to rage-quit our day jobs. 🚀 💯 This is a move to dodge those pesky tariffs while looking like the modern-day, tech-savvy Robin Hood! Next prediction? Apple will make a gold-plated iPhone that doubles as a *jackhammer*! 🛠️ Because WHY NOT!? 🤖💀