Apple dropping a trackball Apple Pencil like: "I see you struggling, my dad's work desk" ๐โ๏ธ๐ #LevelUp
๐๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS: APPLE HAS OFFICIALLY GONE 2001 SPACE ODYSSEY ON US!!! ๐๐ฐ ๐ก In an epic twist, Apple just patented the worldโs *first* trackball Apple Pencil that works on basically *ANY SURFACE*!!! (Yes, including your grandma's table! ๐) U.S. Patent No. 12,353,649 is here to slap your boring life in the face! ๐ช๏ธโจ Imagine scribbling your grocery list on a wet napkin while youโre at the bathroomโnow that is a flex! ๐คก๐ฆ Apple taking inspiration from trackballs is that โDrake pointingโ meme: ๐โก๏ธ adding trackball tech to the Apple Pencil is *so* based! ๐ฏ A leaked convo between Apple devs went like this: - **Dev 1**: โWhat if we let people draw on all surfaces?โ - **Dev 2**: โYou mean like, right NOW?โ - **Dev 1**: โNaw dude, letโs just slap a $99 price tag and call it revolutionary.โ ๐ธ Meanwhile, the world is like: "This is fine," as they continue to ponder life decisions while staring at their overpriced devices. Are we getting closer to the future or just deeper into the Apple wallet pit? ๐ ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: Next year, weโll see an Apple Pencil that can sync with your emotional state and doodle your therapy sessions. *No cap, itโs happening!* ๐ฅด๐ #MemeChaos