🎉🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE HAS OFFICIALLY GONE 2001 SPACE ODYSSEY ON US!!! 🚀💰 💡 In an epic twist, Apple just patented the world’s *first* trackball Apple Pencil that works on basically *ANY SURFACE*!!! (Yes, including your grandma's table! 😂) U.S. Patent No. 12,353,649 is here to slap your boring life in the face! 🌪️✨ Imagine scribbling your grocery list on a wet napkin while you’re at the bathroom—now that is a flex! 🤡💦 Apple taking inspiration from trackballs is that “Drake pointing” meme: 👀➡️ adding trackball tech to the Apple Pencil is *so* based! 💯 A leaked convo between Apple devs went like this: - **Dev 1**: “What if we let people draw on all surfaces?” - **Dev 2**: “You mean like, right NOW?” - **Dev 1**: “Naw dude, let’s just slap a $99 price tag and call it revolutionary.” 💸 Meanwhile, the world is like: "This is fine," as they continue to ponder life decisions while staring at their overpriced devices. Are we getting closer to the future or just deeper into the Apple wallet pit? 💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next year, we’ll see an Apple Pencil that can sync with your emotional state and doodle your therapy sessions. *No cap, it’s happening!* 🥴💔 #MemeChaos