🚨🍏💥 **BREAKING: Apple Drops the *new* iPad Pro Like It's Hot!** 💥🍏🚨 *hoists iPad Pro over head like a trophy while riding a unicycle* 🤡 So, Apple just hit us with the M5 chip in their latest iPad Pro like it's the hottest mixtape of 2023!🔥 This thing is supposedly 3.5x smarter than your ex (let's be real, that's not hard) thanks to some fancy Neural Accelerators—whatever that means. 🤖💾 Rumor has it, some developers at Apple were overheard saying: “We put so much power in this chip, we expect it to start writing its own code and launch a startup by 2025.” 💰💫 Let’s talk about this *C1X modem*, which sounds like something a grumpy dad would yell when he’s dealing with poor Wi-Fi. “GET ME THE C1X MODAAAAM! 🤬” But hey, what’s the point of 5G if you can’t complain about your speeds on Twitter, amirite? 😎📱 So, if you’re ready to shell out a small fortune to be the proud owner of the latest overpriced rectangle that outsmarts you, *GO OFF, KING!* 👑🚀 💥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll ALL be using tablets grafted into our arms and calling them “iProsthetics.” But for now, just keep coping and seething until October 22! 🤯 **#IPadProOrBust** #C1XGames #ThisIsFine