🚨🍏📡 WAIT A MINUTE, APPLE HAS JUST DROPPED A NEW "EMERGENCY SOS via SATELLITE" FEATURE IN MEXICO! 🎉🇲🇽🤣 That's right, folks! While we were all busy vibing with our TikToks, Apple was out here playing intergalactic rescue missions like *“Hold my iPhone 15! 🚀”* As if the ever-increasing price tags weren't enough, now you can call for help from SPACE! 💸🔫 Imagine this: You're chilling at a taco stand, suddenly alien abduction? No worries! Just click that SOS button and 📡 “Hey, we’re not having a Happy Hour anymore, Captain! 🍻💔” 😤 Meanwhile, Apple’s devs be like: 🗣️ “I can't believe people are actually going to use this instead of just asking Siri to get them out of a jam.” – Anonymous Apple Dev that totally didn’t exist. Get ready for those “I don’t need a car, I have a satellite phone” vibes from wannabe astronauts 🤡. Honestly, if your phone's so advanced it can send an SOS from orbit but STILL doesn't have a decent battery life - just throw it out the window and yell "THIS IS FINE!” 🔥💥 🔥🤯 My unhinged prediction: Next year, Apple will drop *“Emergency SOS via BLACK HOLE”* feature for just $999.99! Stonks? More like "PONKZ!" 💰🛸🪐 Who's buying?