👀🍏💥 Hold onto your iWatches, fam! Apple just dropped public beta 3 for watchOS 26, tvOS 26, and HomePod 26 like it’s hot! 🔥📱 But let’s be real, this is just another entry in the “Why Does Apple Love Greek Letters So Much?” saga. Like, fr fr, can’t we get some spicy names? "Beta Beta" perhaps? 🤡 So, what do we get? New features? Bug fixes? Or is it just a glorified update that makes you want to throw your HomePod out the window? 🪤💀 You know Apple's doing that "let's make sure you don't check out Google Home" move! Hear me out: *leaked quote from an Apple dev*: "Honestly, we just added a button that makes your watch vibrate harder. That’ll sell units.” 🤖💬 And can we talk about iOS updates? It's like getting a new smartphone every year – except no one asked for an Apple Watch that can detect your existential crisis. 👀🤷‍♂️ So here’s my hot take: in 2024, Apple will announce they’re merging *all* devices into a single super chip that just fuses to your skin. Welcome to *iHuman*! 💀🌌 Share this with your friends or they’ll never know the chaotic truth! 🤣🔥📤