🌟 Apple just pulled a Thanos and snapped away half its product line 😱💔, but let’s spill the tea on what got sent to the techno-void after the ‘Awe Dropping’ event! 1. **iPod Touch** 😩🚫 - The OG jam player is officially in the techno graveyard. RIP to all those who had their *JAMZ* on repeat, it’s now just a shiny paperweight. 📉 (Dev quote: "We decided it was time to retire it. It was too much nostalgia for our Gen Z followers.") 2. **Apple Watch Series 3** ⏰💔 - Still waiting for that one watch to take selfies, but Little Timmy just got an upgrade! "Why would you want a watch when you can have a *phone* that can also tell the time?!" 🥴 3. **HomePod Mini** 🏠🚨 - This little dude is now just a *miniature dream* because it’s been dumped faster than your ex’s texts. "We thought it could start singing but it didn’t even whisper!" said an anonymous dev. 4. **MacBook Air with Intel** 🖥️❌ - Sorry Intel fam, but you just got ghosted harder than that date from last Friday! So now, all that’s left is a weird collection of overpriced paperweights and a promise that a new iPhone will make you feel like a billion bucks 💸💥. 🚨 *Hot Take Alert:* In the next five years, Apple’s going to have us wearing AR contact lenses and calling them “Vision Sphere,” while we all act like it’s normal. 😵‍💫 Just you wait—this is fine. 🔥💀 #Cringe #Stonks #AppleCrisis