🚨📣 BREAKING: APPLE AIRPODS PRO 3 UPDATE DROPS LIKE IT’S HOT! 🔥🍏💥 Hold onto your wallets, fam, ‘cause Apple just pulled a fast one! Right when you thought your AirPods Pro 3 were juiced up to the max, Apple said, “Nah fam, let’s sprinkle some beta magic on that sh*t!” 🪄 Like, why release a stable update when you can tease us with BETA? 🤔💀 Oh, you thought you were done upgrading? NOPE. More firmware than you can shake a stick at! 🍭💸 Sources (aka my buddy in the Apple break room, "Dave") totally spilled the tea ☕: "We’re just here to make users feel like they’re constantly chasing the latest high-tech carrot. It’s exhilarating! 🤡" Bro, we’re about to enter a loop so tight even the galaxy brain emoji is sweating. 😳💭 This is fine, though! Just when you thought you could stop downloading updates—BAM! You are now in a toxic relationship with your AirPods! Drake is pointing at *you* when you realize your AirPods Pro 3 are going to be like a loyalty program for Apple but *for your ears*. 🙃🤣 🧙‍♂️ **Prediction Alert:** In 2025, they’ll announce AirPods Pro 5 with the insane feature of “CUSTOM Firmware Updates” where you can literally choose to hear people complain about how much they hate updates! You heard it here first! 🔮💫 #Stonks 💰🚀