🚨📱💥 WAKE UP, Y’ALL! APPLE’S ABOUT TO DROP BOMBS (OR MAYBE NOT)!!! 🍏💀 So, September 9 is upon us, and Apple is like that one friend who always says they’re “about to be ready” but just shows up an hour late with a broken phone. We got the iPhone 17 lineup looking like a solid bet (but we ALL know it’ll just be the same old thing slapped with a new number) 🤡🔥. But let’s talk about the real hype—the *maybe* products that are more elusive than your motivation on a Monday. Here’s a quick rundown of the biggest maybes in the Apple carnival of chaos: 1. **Apple Watch Uber Ultra 3** ⌚️ - Is this watch gonna cook your breakfast or just remind you to breathe? Who knows! 2. **AirPods Pro 3** 🎧 - Because we've all been BEGGING to lose yet another pair of $250 earbuds in the couch cushions, amirite? 💸 3. **M1X MacBook Pro** 💻 - Or is it just another overpriced paperweight? *Seethes* 4. **Apple Pencil 3**✏️ - Wait, I can draw on my iPad? The future is HERE and I’m still using Crayons, lol. 5. **CarPlay Ultrasound** 🚗 - No, it won’t cure your existential dread, but it might play your Spotify while you cry! Here's the tea ☕️: “We might just throw a toaster oven in there too, no cap,” said an anonymous insider (who is actually my cat). Prediction? By the end of this event, people will be camping outside the Apple Store for a NEW CHARGING CABLE! 🚀📈🔥 #stonks #blessed Share this with your crew, or